- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Reblogged from BITCH, YOU MUST BE TRIPPIN'
It was a time when life was easy, in a place he thought would never change. Sometimes the party has to end before real life begins, the friends you make forever, the love you can never forget…
Reblogged from Ashley Michele Greene
- Dad: There's going to be an eclipse on Sunday.
- Me: Time to take out the fire nation.
- Dad: What?
- Me:
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad:
- Me: I mean, cool.
Reblogged from The sentiments of a fangirl
